The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for putting sulfuric acid in Sas's tears!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking Rex did that.

[sup]It's always happened.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for expressing needs that I cannot fulfill.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For fulfilling needs I cannot express.

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting three thousand hookers in a single boat.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For falling from the stairs.

 

[Lambi]

For falling into the sky.

 

[Neonbob]

...for bringing the sky down to earth with a large magnet.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bringing Earth to the brink of insanity.

 

[Lambi]

@Neonbob: For not thinking of better uses for said magnet.

@Sas: For being an insane ninja.

 

[Neonbob]

...for imagining better uses for a giant magnet made of people.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a lack of imagination.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Peanuts?
[looks down] Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.
[holding bag of peanuts] Peanuts.
...Oh, I see!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME"

 

[Neonbob]

...for blaming me for being so enthralled with MAGNETS!