The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for not seeing beyond the paltry borders presented by the pixels onscreen!

 

[Neonbob]

...for ignoring the flashy red button I have put next to your monitor.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not wearing your Official Captain Sneakypants sneakypants!

 

[Sassafrass]

@Swollen:...for being a fabled moon Goat.

@Bob: for being a fabled ninja.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not getting a fable of your own!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not doing it yourself earlier!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "I will...one day"

 

[Neonbob]

...for delayed gratification of what should be instantaneous!

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling me ADD when it's obvious that I have ADHD and a mix of OCD along with some mild dementia and [sup]ooh a purple monkey[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for forgetting the insomnia.

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting me to be at my best after a day of mindless typing!

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking that I actually involve my brain all the time!
[sup]my brain is at half capacity somtimes![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a brain at all.

[sup]By the way, can I get my frontal lobe back, please?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for tempting me with the thought of brain.
[sup]I suppose so...consider it a parting gift as I leave for the night.
Gnight all![/sup]