The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For not having SCIENCE on your resume.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking SCIENCE! is a good thing.

[sup]It is the tool of Satan, man!
Nice hair BTW. I saw the new pic in the Behind The Avatar thread.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For thinking it was a good picture!

[sup]Which one? The one with the long hair or the one with the hair up in the air?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for doing himself an injury.

[sup]The last one where you smile with the hair going downwards.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For irony!

[sup]It's an older photo of me, when I had longer hair. It's ironic you called it a newer pic.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for fooling us all with his pictures.

 

[Lambi]

For drooling all over my picture.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making it public knowledge now.

[sup]Thanks.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not going to the library with this public knowledge!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Ha! Wit."

 

[Neonbob]

...for witting his way out of a paper bag.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for being wittier then a squirrel.

[sup]But not a whale.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting salt in your own toothpaste just to complain about that!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not ducking my punch quicker.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For *punches your dick quicker*

Oh wait, I read wrong... sorry.

 

[Lambi]

For laughing too much.

 

[Neonbob]

...for feeling pain!