The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for wanting me to fix melty hilariousness!

 

[Lambi]

For having a large nose!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having no nose.

 

[Lambi]

For having a tiny nose!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a big mouth.

 

[Lambi]

For having a big mouth yourself. Not size-wise.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For dinnertime!

 

[Lambi]

For "Huh?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Because I'm hungry."

 

[Neonbob]

...for parking your corvette in my dentist's fingernails.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for parking his Veyron in my doctors ass.

 

[Neonbob]

...for slapping his proctologist with a very nasty sex toy.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being said toy.

 

[Neonbob]

...for earning a smacking from a clown.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Trolliing for Dummies"

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to make a large deposit of jello under the geysers at Yellowstone!

 

[Lambi]

For not discussing it sooner!

 

[Neonbob]

...for changing the deal after we had signed it with the blood of an orphanage!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "You should have written it on paper made out of their internal organs."