The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for breast feeding a walrus with their own tears!

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting prizes for doing something incredibly fucking odd.

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting me to give prizes for things that are expected

 

[effilctar]

...For having such a high post count when I am struggling for 1000 god dammit!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For giving him false hope.

 

[effilctar]

for stamping on my false hope *tear*

 

[Neonbob]

...for not letting people express themselves in a way they feel is necessary!

 

[Lambi]

For continuation of bothering bees with a honey coated trident.

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to sell me napalm filled donuts.

 

[Lambi]

For giant radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars.

[sup]Get the reference?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for expecting me to get an obscure reference.

[sup]No I did not.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not seeing the greatness of Weird Al.

 

[Lambi]

For being a Weird Al fan.

[sup]Are you?[/sup]