The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for *Hits lambi with bat then runs a way laughing like a maniac*

 

[Neonbob]

...for using a verb as a noun.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for using that nun as a stick.

 

[Lambi]

For eating pet food for the fiber.

 

[Neonbob]

...for bringing a building down around themselves.

 

[Lambi]

For feeding my pet T-Rex vegetables!

 

[FalloutForever]

for being a lamb.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being an alluring lemur!

 

[Lambi]

For leading the mustard to the end of the world made out of lava.

 

[Lambi]

For having my caterpillar over for dinner.

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to make their family subscribe to telepathic updates!

 

[Lambi]

For making my spleen your living room ornament!

 

[Neonbob]

...for decorating the walls with a ton of human excrement and daring to call it high art!

 

[Lambi]

For sneezing on my favorite mirror!

[sup]Will we ever run out of ideas?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for even thinking about running out of wonderful ideas for me to call you trolls for.

 

[Lambi]

For using a Cat-apult to launch my newly baked broccoli! And having 22k posts! Congratulations!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting me to break that perfectly even number as a reply. Thankee.

 

[Lambi]

For not continuing the random troll reasons!