The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Jedamethis]

For being

On The Moon.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for naming an Elton John song. I think.

[sup]Still, add him to the list of people to punch.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for singing like a girly man whose testicles are in a fiery vice grip of pain.
[sup]Hah! Sit on that for a minute. If you can.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For hanging the tune over a spiders nest.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being in the spiders nest.

 

[Neonbob]

...for enlightening an entire city of morons, turning them into smug asswipes.

 

[Lambi]

For wanting my ultimate deluxe cheese trimmer.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For not giving it to me

[sub]pleeeeeeeeease[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

For giving scared schoolgirls french ticklers.

 

[Lambi]

For "I learned it from George Carlin."

 

[Lambi]

For having taken the urine hostage and demanding revolution instead.

 

[Lambi]

For letting the furries go out into the woods when there is hunting season.

 

[RanD00M]

For...I have no idea why.He just is.

 

[Lambi]

For being from the same country as me.