The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Cherry Cola]

For cute girl avatar

[sub]Take it away![/sub]

 

[RanD00M]

For trying to give me se....*falls to ground*

 

[Lambi]

For giving Fred the recipe for humming.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making an entire orchestra play a single note for an hour and then calling it a masterpiece.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making destroying buildings a boring occupation.

[sup]Where's the fun in nuking them?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For laughing at Russ' and Yahtzee's cameos in the new Doomsday Arcade episode.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I have a good connection to watch videos.

[sup]Sadly, I do not.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting a banana in a smoothie maker after being told that it's only for oranges.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for putting his banana in a smoothie maker.

[sup]If you get my drift.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for slicing his face up with a potato peeler and seasoning it with some salt!
[sup]If you get my driftage![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that was my face.

[sup]No, it was Keanu Reeves face.
I've really let the hate I have for him flow today.[/sup]

 

[Cherry Cola]

For still trying to hurt Keanu Reeves.

[sub]Kill him already![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting me to kill him.

[sup]Why kill when I can slowly torture him?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For thinking it was a good idea to have a bee and squirrel sandwich.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking it was a better idea to have a scorpion and tiger sandwich.

 

[Neonbob]

...for enjoying a thorough beating in the face by an ex heavyweight boxer.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking razor blades and rusty barbed wire would make a good sandwich filling in his cafe.

 

[Lambi]

For knowing everything about the French landworm.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being raised by druids and horses.

 

[Neonbob]

...for appealing to mexicans as an alternative entertainment.