The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for commencing to do a tapdance.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a weird friend who thinks weird things.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for talking in the second person to the third person.

 

[Neonbob]

...for imagining things that are not true at all.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for imagining every single one of us.

 

[Neonbob]

...for admitting to being a figment of my imagination. And a payment plan.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not giving all of his money to a charity. My charity, specifically.

 

[Lambi]

For giving me his really great bed.

[sup]Thanks.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for giving me his really great TV.

 

[Lambi]

For not knowing my cat broke it the day before.

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing government support for your digestive tract.

 

[Lambi]

For having your teeth removed to protect yourself from the Easter Bunny.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing Love's Labour Won from Shakespeare using a time machine and some chloroform.

 

[Neonbob]

...for implementing a strict "no salt" rule at dinner.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for imposing a "No eating!" rule at breakfast. If you break it, you have to listen to Jedward sing.

[sup]Go youtube them. The come back here and virtually kill me.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for raping my ears. Now I have to kill you.
[sup]*stabs with millions of cats*[/sup]

 

[Cherry Cola]

For not trying to heal your ears
[sub]Some soothing Beatles music helps. Sing together with me now

We all live in a Yellow Submarine

Yellow Submarine

Yellow Submarine[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting up that kind of music as medicine.
[sup]Aaaaugh!
*listens to In Flames*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for listening to In Flames.

[sup]What am I saying? In Flames are awesome.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for making himself delirious.