The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a mini-van.

 

[Neonbob]

...for licking the floor clean of all kinds of nasty things.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for stepping on the grass.

[sup]Observe the signs, assmonkey!

*BANG!*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for Livin' la Vida Loca!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being filled with blood and pudding.

 

[Lambi]

For the final countdown!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking my wallet and stuffing it with death.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For the Final Fantasy!

 

[Neonbob]

...for sanding bone down into paste.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for misuse of peanut butter and kittens.

 

[Neonbob]

...for using a rolling pin as a screwdriver.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for using a baking tray as a surfboard.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting a hamster in a dryer.

 

[Lambi]

For having my butler for dinner.

 

[Neonbob]

...for slobbering all over my toes and breathing my air.

 

[TimeLord]

....for microwaving a lemon

 

[Neonbob]

...for kicking a kitten in the Cretaceous era.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For "I hope this makes you all suffer!

I get by with a little help form my friends

Aaah

I get high with a little help from my friends

Oooh

I get by with a little help from my friends

Yes

I get by with a little help from my friends

With a little help from my frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends.