The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not trying to be as awesome as Darth Vader.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for Yoda speak like thinking trying I'm to.

[sup]Random words posting this is.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For going all out when having to decide what to eat for breakfast.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not seeing the importance of that decision.

 

[Lambi]

For wanting to win at the national pancake humping.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

For not wanting to win at not winning the wanting win.

 

[Lambi]

For having a trophy for being "The red person".

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

for.......uh.....NOT, having a trophy. Yeah.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For the Other Side.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a GoldenEye.

 

[Lambi]

For having sasquatches fight yetis.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having hair.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for taking my hair and making a wig out of it then selling it back to me.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Furburt
For not knowing that his real goal is to be like this:

@Sas
For being a ninja.

 

[Lambi]

For using the frickin laser.