The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For rooting for the mediocre team.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for tasting of horse radish.

 

[Lambi]

For "Will we ever run out of ideas?"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for invoking Murphy's Law.

[sup]NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*black hole appears, everyone dies*[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For being silly.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for expecting me to be anything but silly.

[sup]*dons sombrero*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for playing the drums with his face.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for playing the violin with his eyelashes.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for playing the tuba with his nose.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the inspiration for There Will Be Blood.

 

[Neonbob]

...for failing to inspire a nation with their death.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for hitting me in the face with a keyboard.

 

[Neonbob]

...FOR PUTTING A RAKE IN YOUR OWN FACE. And making me forget about capslock.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

[sup]...for shouting.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for showing up without any lube.