The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for running off with my dog.

[sup]You bastard. I'mma gonna get the shotgun![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For alienating his living room and claims it to be his 'eating habits'.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for eating glass for entertainment.

[sup]@Goat: Terrier? Must be someone else's dog then.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not choosing D. "None of the above."

[sup]1 part beagle, 1 part dachsund. Stir until lazy.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for kicking his family out of his own house and into a pile of crap.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having such a snazzy crap pile.

[sup]How evil? Poop in your shoes evil?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for wiping your nose all over my fancy jacket!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having a nose.

[sup]Now what will you wipe on Bob's jacket?![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not getting all dressed up and busting a move on the dance floor like a fresh pastrami sandwich.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting ornaments on the facial piercings of the local punk.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not gaining enough MP in the catacomb levels.

[sup]Fun stuff. I haven't had to play hide and seek like that for many years now.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for teaching a baby how to read in record time!