The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for "Dr Evil, I use to think you were crazy."
"I know."
"But now I can see your nuts. A thank you!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "We don't gnaw on our kitty. Leave Mi--no. Leave Mini Mr. Bigglesworth alone."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For crazyness...

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "He-hey, ashholes, do I have a last time for a shmoke and a pancake or what?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "No, you don't."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "No-ho-ho! No-ho-ho-ho! (composes himself) Luckily, I keep a spare.
Look everyone, my winky was a key!"

[sup]If you don't know the movie by now, I give up.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For referencing Austin Powers: Goldmember.

 

[Neonbob]

...for coating their teeth in mercury and trying to feed me.

 

[Lambi]

For spraying noodles all over Jupiter.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "You're surrounded, Dr. Evil!"

 

[Lambi]

For taking the national pancake humping too far.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "I love g-o-o-o-ld! The look of it! The shmell of it! The tashte of it! The texture!"

 

[Lambi]

For having a gold fetish.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for supplying the gold to keep the fetish going.

 

[Neonbob]

...for planning ahead when it comes to all of life.

 

[Lambi]

For intergalactic space mutiny.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for rebelling against the brain slugs.