The Guy above me is a troll because...

[TimeLord]

...for flashing

 

[Neonbob]

...for saving me some time by blocking the person above you.

 

[Lambi]

For using that rake as a buttscratcher.

 

[Neonbob]

...for attending a flight controlled by a ton of debris.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Oh I'll give them their dental plan, the one plan TO RULE THEM ALL!!!"
[sup]"Did I overdo it?"[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for cooking the meal with acid and a touch of acetelyne.

 

[NearNRiver]

for eating a child's ear. Even the parts inside the head.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating the outside of a snail.

 

[Lambi]

For being faceless, yet still manage to scare with your stare.

 

[TimeLord]

...for eating the outside of a tortoise

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being eaten by the outside of a tortoise.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating the outside of a hedgehog.

 

[TimeLord]

....for eating a hedgehog

 

[Sassafrass]

...for looking like a young David Tennant.

[sup]And therefore cementing a role as the Doctor in about 5 years.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For feeding Sas to the hedgehog.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For feeding turning Sas into a chilidog and feeding him to Sonic.

 

[TimeLord]

for feeding the animals

 

[Sassafrass]

...for animal the feeding.

[sup]Sense I make no.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For trying to sound like Yoda.

 

[TimeLord]

for trying to be yoda