The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for making me addicted to his music and cake.

 

[Lambi]

For having the need to youtube Konata's Gourmet Race. Then youtube Konata' Sky High.

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting all uppity about a mass murdering monkeylover!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not starting up a blubber business.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not starting an evil goatee business.

 

[Neonbob]

...for shaving a large patch of grass to make it look like a penis.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For not liking Yellow Submarine

[sub]Shall I start singing With A Little Help From My Friends perhaps?[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

For having been evacuated to the moon for petty thievery.

 

[Neonbob]

...for bringing feet into a hands only area!
[sup]NO. NO NO NO NO NO.
I'm just not a beatles guy.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being exiled to...TIJUANA!

[sup]Dun-dun-dunnnnnn![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing the toilet.

 

[Neonbob]

...for planting trees in your own face.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for causing the extinction of the Guatemalan Penguin.

 

[Neonbob]

...for preaching the eternal glory of a particular brand of spices.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For stealing Sauron's spices.

 

[Lambi]

For not being 'The One'.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting visine in the pool.

 

[Sassafrass]

@Neon: For putting acid in my pool.

@lambi: For not killing The One.