The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for covering his car in maple syrup.

[sup]You have my pity. Pay no attention to the laughter.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for cackling like a madman when you heard about the Pope getting carjacked.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for anointing children with hot sauce.

 

[Neonbob]

...for diagnosing me with a fake disease!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for throwing rocks at old people.

 

[Neonbob]

...for raising squirrels to use as an army against me!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for finding my plans drawn up on those napkins!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to catch bugs with his mouth open.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for breathing in space.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for expecting me to point out the obvious.

[sup]'s the album "Clutch". Their second album. Of course I know that.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for banging on the floor for an hour with your fingers.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for using Samuel L. Jackson for a mop.

 

[Neonbob]

...for using kitchen shears as hair cutting equipment

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for speaking with a mouth full of pickled garlic.

 

[Neonbob]

...for pickling garlic with an onion press and some pepper.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making meth in his grandmother's garage.