The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for convincing the world he is Phil Collins.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bringing him up again.

[sup]COLLIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSSS![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For RANDOM YELLING!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for LOUD NOISES!

 

[Lambi]

For [HEADING=2]EVEN LOUDER NOISES![/HEADING]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for loving lamp.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for leaving the bomb under my toilet.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them...Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "You will not stop me! Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us!"