The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for working the dance floor like an amish man on meth.

 

[Neonbob]

...for biting your fingers clean off.

 

[Neonbob]

...for lingering at a crime scene for more than an hour.

 

[Lambi]

For downloading the boys to a mansion.

 

[Lambi]

For encouraging him.
[sup]Thankfully, he has no control over me...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for cleaning their download history with bleach

 

[Lambi]

For "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

 

[Neonbob]

...for judging others based off of very superficial categories.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For keeping me away form playing Bayonetta

 

[Lambi]

For greeting others by slapping them on each cheek with a strawberry.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not making life easier for me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting life to be easier.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for slathering BBQ sauce all over my bookshelf.

 

[Neonbob]

...for impressing the ladies with a pile of hair!