The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for filling my slushie with toenails.

 

[Neonbob]

...for implanting random people with false memories and a good dose of clay

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for sending his grandmother to R'lyeh with a steak around her neck.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not making sure people are dead after the shooting.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For not making sure whales are dead after the nukeing

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking that anything would not be dead after nuking.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being King Arthur.

 

[Neonbob]

...for canning meat and calling it vegetables.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for spoiling the taste of Soylent Green with ketchup.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not enjoying the incredible flavors of people from all over the world!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the sexiest chalupa of us all.

 

[Neonbob]

...for laughing at the misfortune of some random person that was hit by a bus.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for kicking a wookiee in the shin.

 

[Lambi]

For being addicted to breathing.

 

[Neonbob]

...for pulling the hair of five million bald people.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for waffles.

 

[Neonbob]

...for impressing a specific member of a monkey clan with your ability to raise your arm above your left ventricle.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for firing clowns from a cannon towards a shopping center.