The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For giving a damn about ant survival.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for intruding in the penthouse of the 99 Dragons Clan.

 

[Neonbob]

...for luring me into a hostile environment.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for eating fish without chips.

 

[Neonbob]

...for linking me to several thousand killings all over the world.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for murdering sausage links.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For doubting it.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For not playing my much more hilarious forum-game!

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[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for slapping the pig's ass.

 

[Lambi]

For "Well if he's advertising, why doesn't he put a link here to it?"

 

[Lambi]

For not thinking outside the box.

 

[Neonbob]

...for blaming me for all your problems in life!

 

[Cherry Cola]

For causing all problems everywhere

 

[Lambi]

For having a fun game!