The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for being environmentally friendly!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not making a more realistic screenplay.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for the assassination of me.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not making him eat one of Neon's nukes.

 

[Neonbob]

...for biting into my steel plated tank.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "But it tasted like marshmallows!"

 

[Souplex]

...for accusing people who have done nothing wrong of being trolls.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing what they did.
[sup]You have no idea of the horrors...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for knowing the right answer to all kinds of things.

 

[Neonbob]

...for lying to my face while a good show was on.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for lying about the show being good.

 

[Souplex]

For punching out an old man.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for souplexing an old man.

 

[Neonbob]

...for loving when I punch you in the jugular!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for confusing tomatoes with C4 when making a tomato soup.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a horrible standup show.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making a terrible sitcom.