The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for employing thousands of people for the sole purpose of feeding your alien babies.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for blowing up a bus full of whale babies.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Billie and I got chased through the traffic once in a car. You expect paparazzi to do that, but when it's normal people you start to think the world's gone a bit mad."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Uhhh... Things that ruined my life. Things that took half my money. Things with sharp edges!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Yes, nervous guy?"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Shower Shorts?"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "How did you know?"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "I'm a slasher, and I must be stopped!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "A slasher... of prices! Ha ha ha, just kidding! I'm Simon Skinner, and I run the local Supermarché. Stop in and see me some time. My discounts are criminal! Catch me later!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for " I can't remember a time when I didn't want to be a police officer, except in the summer of 1979 when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog. It all started with my Uncle Derek; he was a sergeant in the Met. He bought me a police pedal car when I was five. I rode round in it every second I was awake, arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting. I got beaten up a lot when I was young but, it didn't stop me. I wanted to be like Uncle Derek."

[sup]I need to sleep now. G'nite."[/sup]