The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for inventing a new way to strangle kittens.

 

[Lambi]

For thinking I hurt cats.

 

[Neonbob]

...for wearing a bra while dancing in the middle of the night!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not taking that bra away.

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting to be freed from my oppression!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking you're the one pulling the strings.

 

[Lambi]

For leaving my door open so your glindlring made a mess in my house.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making me mix up the games.

 

[Neonbob]

...for witnessing a real estate fuckup!

 

[Cherry Cola]

For.. I don't know, I just want to be a dick to someone and accuse them of trollism!

Now I shall go to sleep

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For starting a top 10 with a fake first place.
[sup]Yes, finally, that was my legitimate reason to call him a troll.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for envisioning a world free of puppies!

 

[Lambi]

For giving the homeless a hope.

 

[Neonbob]

....for expecting me to hold some more hope than a thimble in a shrinkydinks factory.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for hoping against hope for more hope.

 

[Neonbob]

...for repeating a method of murder.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not using H-bombs on the whales.