The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for smashing an aircraft carrier into the local movie theater.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for crashing the local movie theater into my aircraft carrier!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I'll take a potato-chip... AND EAT IT!"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for chip melodrama.

 

[Neonbob]

...for shoving a microchip down a friend's throat.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for crashing into the sun.

 

[Neonbob]

...for cutting up tomatoes with a shaving razor.

 

[Lambi]

For dry humping a panda.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making milk come out of my ears.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For making ears come out of my milk

 

[Lambi]

For spilling the honey all over the dartboard.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for putting hedgehogs in his pants.

 

[Lambi]

For getting lemon juice in Fuburt's eyes.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting orange juice in my gas tank.

 

[Lambi]

For having the bees over for dinner and then spraying spider webs over them.

 

[Neonbob]

...for shaving your head and running around like a clown.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For shaving my big salty... uh, chips

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having hairy chips.