The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for sticking fiery ladles of doom in the popcorn.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for hiding candy bars in his belly button.

 

[Neonbob]

...for covering an entire house in organs and some orange peels.

 

[Lambi]

For having green socks do his underwear.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a remote control for your own eyes.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for knowing how to get to Narnia from Michigan.

 

[Neonbob]

...for writing a book on how to wipe your ass with a crocodile's teeth.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being mesmerizing and a bit salty.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to bring the evil goatee back.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking it ever went away.

[sup]It's been living in my closet.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For having a gay cat live in his closet along side the goatee.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for revealing that he was living in my closet.

 

[Neonbob]

...for feeding all the vermin in his closet with the leftovers of an entire city.

 

[Pimppeter2]

...for not eating my cake.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for putting poison in the cake.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for starring in a shot for shot remake of Liar Liar for my amusement.

 

[Neonbob]

...for enacting the full actions of a crappy lobster filled pusball on fire.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for setting the Red Lobster on fire.

 

[Lambi]

For convincing the world he is the Terminator.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for convincing the general public that he is Stephen Spielberg.