The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For having a spider as his assistant.

 

[Neonbob]

...for pretending that all of this is perfectly random, rather than a complex computer program that is creating answers to the previous statement!

 

[Lambi]

For doubting the excistence of the great red rectangle!

 

[Neonbob]

...for entrapping a large rodent with a piece of moldy peanut butter and some orphan eyes.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bringing this thread back to the insanity.

[sup]I like to eat plastic men.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for draining the mushroom men of their fungicide in an attempt to make a greener fuel as you powered your war machines of doom towards the heights of collapse.
[sup]My face wishes to speak to your souls.
An eternity of suffering awaits you all beyond the veil of la bellanoche.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for eliciting sounds of joy from mimes who have been shot with daggers fired from a low power slingshot.
[sup]Elimination of the fittest is the only way to go.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for after 2270 words, four pages and 8 pictures, that review I was writing is finished.

[sup]And now, I pass out.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking he has to read it.

[sup]Not sure when I'll post it but when I do, if any one dares post TL;DR I will have to beat them to death with their own legs.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not explaining TL;DR.

[sup]What does it stand for?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For clearing that up for me.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For having yet another cute anime girl as Avatar.

[sub]stop iiiiiit[/sub]