The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Jedamethis]

For learning well, young padawan.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not loathing rice with all of his cold metal heart, like I do.

 

[Lambi]

For eating space worms underwater with ground syrup.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For loving rice

 

[Lambi]

For having the "..." before his post.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I also loath that hedgehog with all of my cold metal heart!"
"Wow, I missed a page!"

 

[Lambi]

Forgery.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being so average. Got it?

 

[Ren3004]

... for not sharing his monocle.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Get your own monocle!"

 

[Lambi]

Fortdefence.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to stop the confusion.

 

[Ren3004]

... for SPARTAAAAAAAA!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

FOR PONY!!!!!