The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for believing in the Easter Bunny scandal.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For believing the global warming scam.

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting my opinion.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For attempting the impossible feat of ruining my plans.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For taking the bait.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For taking it out on the killbe-er.

 

[Ren3004]

... for taking out the trash.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating from my trash.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not eating since I broke his microwave with a fork.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not having any forkin' knifes.

[sup]c wat i did thar?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I need to tell him these things.

[sup]Well, I'm writing a Scrubs one next so I'll let you know when it goes up.
And who told you about the FF review?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

...for not paying attention.