The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For "If you make me watch it, I will hunt you down and have your head on a pike!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "You'll have to catch me first!"

 

[Lambi]

For making me listen to a Rick Roll. I shall have your head on a pike!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for dancing on my spine.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for playing "Hide Sas' spine"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for

"What kind of game?"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for

"Why not chess?"

 

[Lambi]

For

"It would require the use of your non existant brain."

 

[Lambi]

For

"Do I have to spell it for you?"

 

[Lambi]

For

"What do you mean 'Maybe'?

 

[Sassafrass]

...for

"Maybe....maybe not."

 

[Lambi]

For

"How long until we leet speak like this?"