The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Cherry Cola]

For "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

 

[Neonbob]

...for continuing your life without noticing that I was not around!

 

[Lambi]

For needing attention!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for demanding attention.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being miserable.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For "HAHAHAHAHA" again

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "G'd evening...Infidel!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for chopping people's heads off with a dull blade.

 

[Lambi]

For sueing your neighbours for having a dog that sits quietly and does nothing.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU!!!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for imbibing three gallons of tripe.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for pimp slapping that nun.

 

[Neonbob]

...for playing a porno in the middle of a meeting.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a ninja.

 

[Neonbob]

...for for mixing his own kind of drink.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for sending his great-aunt to Mars.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting green dye in my orange juice.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making Soylent Green out of kittens. You sick bastard.

 

[Neonbob]

...for pushing people in chairs down a flight of stairs.