The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not giving me five dollars.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not stealing their handbags.

 

[Neonbob]

...for wrapping some making a tiki bar in the middle of a gum chewing competition!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for putting gum all over his sister.

 

[Lambi]

For preferring kitten sandwiches over puppy sandwiches.

 

[Neonbob]

...for dancing with a panda.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for singing opera on the surface of the sun.

 

[Lambi]

For destroying my ham because you didn't like the color of your hat.

 

[Neonbob]

...for using all my paper towels!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting jeans on a yellow bastard.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for killing a dragon with mustard.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For killing nobody with a spork!

 

[Neonbob]

...for nothing but the hair on their head!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for re-writing the dictionary and replacing every other word with "Meow."

 

[Neonbob]

...for bringing me to the store instead of a movie!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for lighting his shoes on fire.

 

[Neonbob]

...for kicking people in the groin!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for putting his monocle where the sun don't shine.

 

[Neonbob]

...for polishing his glasses with a pillow.