The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For taking a knife to an orbital-laser-fight.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bringing an orbital laser to a hyperspace death-ray fight.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making me watch something incredibly boring.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for slathering himself with bacon.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For bringing bacon to a staring-contest.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for foolishly trying to out stare bacon.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bringing plasma grenades to a butter-eating contest.

 

[Neonbob]

...for forming a giant creature that looks like a pile of crap.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing of the ma-hoosive poo monster.

 

[Neonbob]

...for emphasizing the wrong things in life!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not referencing the Great Mighty Poo.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not putting a christmas commercial on after the new year.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for hitting the mayor of Houston in the face with a shovel.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting Christmas commercials after newyear.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not putting his end of the world sale on yet.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bacon. Bacon and pineapple. Bacon and pineapple and uranium.

 

[Neonbob]

...for contaminating my workspace!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for mining for unobtainum.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For always looking on the bright side of life.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not making a better name for something so cool.