The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting me to make better names.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not fulfilling my every desire!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting me to fulfill your desires.
[sup]It will cost you 9001 souls![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for infusing a giant meme in that post.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for dissing the giant memes!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the meme.
[sup]IT'S OVER NINETHOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for believing in fairy tales.

 

[Neonbob]

...for raising a whore from the grave.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for raising a monkey on drugs.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not raising Hell, like I do.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I'm not lowering heaven, I'm destroying it!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being able to make sense of the easy-to-make-sense-of things I say.

 

[Neonbob]

...for going into hysterics at the drop of a hat.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *TROUT-SLAP*

 

[Lambi]

For

*TROUT-SLAP*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For Slapping me with a coded trout!
[HEADING=1]*TROUT-SLAP*[/HEADING]

 

[Lambi]

For [HEADING=1]

*TROUT-SLAP*

[/HEADING]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for [HEADING=1]TACKLES![/HEADING]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For [HEADING=1]*TERRA DESTROYER*[/HEADING]