The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for locking me in a room after slapping a cat.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for threatening the safety of the muffins.

 

[Neonbob]

...for drizzling acid on a potato.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for drizzling gravy on his buttocks.

 

[Neonbob]

...for pasting my fingers to a stop sign.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for touching the sharp edges of the sign when the sign clearly warns against that.

 

[Neonbob]

...for driving a car into a liquor store.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being full of glue.

For not liking this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6gaeJkLNWE&feature=related]!

For "How did you know I'm watching that right now?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for linking me to a site that'll take my mind.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having better mental fortitude.

 

[Neonbob]

...for stashing his laundry in my earlobe.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the Great Cornholio.

 

[Neonbob]

...for missing a sibling rivalry in your life.

 

[Lambi]

For having my lunch over for dinner.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for throwing a rock throuh a brick wall.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not throwing a bigger rock back at him.

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking a team in half!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for eating the ashes.

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking a card game to a bar.