The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I need bigger guns.

 

[Lambi]

For being on probation.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

For being a commie mudkip

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not eating that conveniently placed hand.

 

[Lambi]

For not knowing the instructions for the Holy Hand Grenade.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For letting me break your fist with my face.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being very breakable.
And a ninja in a Goat-diguise.

 

[Lambi]

For having a water-weakness.

 

[Lambi]

For not seeing the greatness that is cheese rings.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not seeing the greatness that is space.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking he can troll me for that.