The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for "It's 'awesome review, dude and dudette.' actually."

[sup]I melted a brain. Result.[/sup]

 

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...for *TROUT-TACKLE!*

 

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...for *TROUT-TESTICULARTORSION*

 

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...for *TROUT-THISISTHEENDOFTHEWORLDASWEKNOWIT*

 

[Normalgamer]

For starting the trout competition in this thread...

 

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...for *TROUT-D'AWWWWTHEAVATARISSWEEEEEEEEEEET!*

 

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...for being a buzz kill.

 

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...for not realising that there is a unicorn speaking to me.

 

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...for "Charlie, Charlie, Chhhhaaaaaaaarlie!"

[sup]And now I'm on a bed, going to sleep. Night.[/sup]