The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For laughing at people's problems.
[sup]Only I may do that![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For thinking about laughing.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing my presents!
Or money.

 

[Normalgamer]

...For making me wear my notsalgia glasses and think of scrubs and it's awesomeness.

 

[Lambi]

For not having those on at all times.

 

[Lambi]

For needing to do his laundry before doomsday.

 

[Lambi]

For needing to eat and breath.

[sup]Eating and breathing is soooo overrated.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For needing moar methods of torture.