The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for not wishing me a happy birthday, ya bastard!

 

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...for "Thank you!"

[sup]I shall Clutch the night away![/sup]

 

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...for "The 27th, right?"

 

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...for "Sweet. I shall have to do something."

 

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...for now making me think of something to do.

 

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...for thinking I work for him when he really works for me.

 

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...for admitting that he works for no one.

 

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...for thinking that it is a good thing.
[sup]You're an army without a country.[/sup]

 

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...for thinking I don't like them.

 

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...for "It's Full Fathom Five, the live album."