The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising he still has the Devil & Me.
[sup]_>
I think I got away with that...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not punching enough kids.

[sup]Ah! That was the reason for P.R.I.A.T.E.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not punching enough anyway!

[sup]I shall not stop 'til I've punched them all![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for punching them.

[sup]Just a thought but isn't a monkey wrench easier?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For eating all the trouts.
[sup]Those were meant for slapping them![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For hanging out far away from a canal.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for hanging out at the bottom of the canal.
[sup]Do you like the concrete boots I got for you?[/sup]