The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For "All ur base are belong to us!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For lying to me about cake! You promised to give me cake if I tested that Portal gun for you!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not noticing the enormous profit I made.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I bought that puppy.
In totally unrelated news, one of the neighbours newborn puppies has mysteriously disappeared.

 

[Lambi]

For getting news instantly.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not getting news instantly.
[sup]I get it on demand. Hang on. FF XIII is in development?![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for reporting me to the police when I sent you those kittens!

 

[Lambi]

For looking at rivers for too long!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Why do so many people have Lucky Star avatars? Is there a secret society or something?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for merging my company with a polar bear and some clown cars!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for taking the midnight train that's going anywhere.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking trains.

 

[Neonbob]

...for discombobulating a three limbed man.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What? I just disassembled him!"

 

[Cherry Cola]

For being a Frieza-lover

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