The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for breaking into my house just to get some sugar.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having no sugar in plain sight.

 

[Neonbob]

...for blinging out a really shitty car.

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting into a time machine with no reason.

 

[Neonbob]

...for learning things in the past so you can use them in the future!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making USB transfer rates horribly slow.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not just waiting for USB3.
And for being a ninja.
And
"Thank you. Your contribution to the cause of Evil has not gone unnoticed."

 

[Neonbob]

...for lingering in the back alley after the bar closed!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I have business to take care of in the back alley. Unlike you!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for throwing popcorn on the floor and dancing on it!

 

[Lambi]

For leaving food on the floor!

 

[Neonbob]

...for doing the wave on your own!

 

[Neonbob]

...for snapping with your toes!