The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing the power of the dark magicks I conjure up that way.

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting acquainted with a powerful magnet!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that is needed to get all the good out of the carpets.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a magnetophile.

 

[Neonbob]

...for embracing the arms of a fat vagabond.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Shh! I'm going to eat him alive!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for lurking in the shallow end of the pool.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created; the ability to cage a cat is nothing compared to the power is nothing compared to the power of the Purr!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking the fiftieth wall.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not liking it when I break stuff!

 

[Neonbob]

...for living in a tree stump and throwing bark at people.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting me to be.
EDIT: Wow, finally, I thought this post was never gonna come. I even posted the next post before this one came online.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Crimson Lightning! Grisly Wing!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For Negaduck!