The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For snapping with your ears!

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking links!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For failing to repair them.

 

[Neonbob]

...for never cutting your own hair!

 

[Shapsters]

Well he is Furburt after all...

 

[Neonbob]

...for being absent for so long!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not signing in.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@commi
For wanting him to be absent.
[sup]Well, he would have more time to nuke whales...[/sup]
@Neon
For knowing I never cut my hair.
[sup]Have you been spying on me?
*Takes out flamethrower*
SPYCHECK!!!![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a little baby.

 

[Neonbob]

...for enforcing stupid rules of the road.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I only enforce the law of the strongest."
[sup]"And some other laws I make up on the spot."[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a horrible game title.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making no game titles.
[sup]At least Commi's trying...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for sticking a power cord into an ethernet outlet!