The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a victim of my plans.
[sup]Wait. What? You're saying that makes me a troll?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For "GET DAOWN!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving a dead man a credit card!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not liking it when a zombie has a credit card.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not celebrating Ghostmas.
[sup]Candyday is when I say it's Candyday: its when I say it's Candyday.[/sup]

Also: I do like zombies, after all, they're my minions.
[sup]Not the most powerful among them though.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for storing things in a dead animal.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Do you know a better place?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for leading a suicidal charge and not dying!

 

[Neonbob]

...for inflating a slide with an elephant!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for dismissing my metal reinforced stick and using Pokeballs to fight off an alien invasion.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I didn't notice.

*Slinks away to check what songs*