The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Louis343]

For eating my sandwitch.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For blatant product recovery.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not clubbing kittens, baby seals and navy seals.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For failing to destroy the world.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Death to the wasp queen! But first I'm gonna kill everyting in Greatwood and Darkwood a few times to get some more XP."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that I shot that blue spy with my laser eyes.

 

[Lambi]

For not telling me the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

 

[Lambi]

For not getting me a shrubbery.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Ni!"

 

[Lambi]

For asking me three questions.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For
Question 1 "What is my name?"
Question 2 "Have you seen the rest of my body?"
Question 3 "Do I love LOVE?"