The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Pm0n3y]

...for not knowing the ways of the Super Sup.
...I can teach you if you choose.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing the ways of the Jedi.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "AHHHHHHHHHH! It's a older user who is going to tell me to use proper wordz!"

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for...Wait a sec, how do you have over 14 thousand posts newbie?! I CALL HAX!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Shit, he's onto me! *Jumps on flying panda bear*"

[sup]And where the fuck has Chinchy buggered off to?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Hmmm...you speak sense, young padawan."

 

[Lambi]

For "He got tired of the 99 in it."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "What Lambi, who also dropped the number, said."

 

[Lambi]

@IC: For "Same reason as Sas. I got tired of the 89 and the little l in it."

 

[Random Argument Man]

For eating with his mouth open...

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "SILENCE, POOPYPANTS!"