The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for not simply teleporting food into your stomach.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for missing Pete.

[sup]Why, what happened?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "My God..."

[sup]Perhaps you were thinking about Waffles'n'bacon?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not calibrating their receiving pad correctly.
[sup]You never blind teleport. You surgically implant a receiver unit. Doy[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not figuring it out on your own. Sheesh. Damned amateurs.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being an amateur at disposing of whales.

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking that a wonderful mushroom cloud is a bad way to dispose of large things.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I don't agree with that.

[sup]I disagree with the clean up methods.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking there is something left to clean up.
[sup]what organic refuse can you possibly clean up from a nuclear explosion?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "I was on about the radiation."

 

[Neonbob]

...for being concerned about radiation in a place you'll never go again.
[sup]Pft. Fuck radiation.
I like mutated fish.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for convincing me to not care about anything nuclear related.

 

[Neonbob]

..for being convinced by a madman with a tendency to babble.
[sup]I am not contradicting myself! At all!
[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "I've seen you. I watch you in your sleep."

Spoiler: And stop testing nukes at Sacred Heart Hospital!

You're melting J.D's face.