The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for celebrating too often.

 

[Ren3004]

... for having pink/purple fire.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for cleansing us with searing flame!

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

for being too emotional.
EDIT: for ninja'ing me

 

[Ren3004]

... for having a badge with a mask.

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

for also having a badge with a mask.

 

[Ren3004]

... for calling out my hypocrisy.

 

[Ren3004]

... for encouraging my hypocrisy.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for lacking John Wayne.

EDIT: Seriously?! You've never heard of John Wayne?! The Duke?! Possibly the greatest star of Westerns ever?!

Nationality aside, come on, man! It's John Wayne!

 

[Ren3004]

... for posting a reply I couldn't understand. Yes, I have a severe case of lack of cultural references.

 

[Ren3004]

... for judging me.

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

...for bein-OH MY GOD A SPIDER ON YOUR FACE