The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for moistening my duck.

[sub]It was supposed to be dry, damnit. DRY![/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not having a towel to dry his duck with.

 

[Ren3004]

... for moistening his duck. This is why we can't be friends.

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

...for eating my duck last week. YEA I KNOW IT WAS YOU!

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

... for being a duck

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for abuse of duck privileges.

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

...for ca-OH MY GOD AN ASS ON YOUR HEAD!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for imagining donkeys in odd places.

...for being made of goat.

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

...for eating swollen goat.

 

[badgersprite]

...for his FACE!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

[sub]Which you're not supposed to be. You're supposed to be wrong. You've broken the prophecy! You've broken seven thousand years of tradition! For the love of God and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding! You fool! What have you done?! You've doomed us all! DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM![/sub]

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

...for not having an anus.(i only know because pararaptor told me)
WOO 100TH POST

 

[Jaywebbs]

For... Need I say it?